sasstrick:

lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

image

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prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

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lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

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ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

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foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

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inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

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astronaute:

why

astronaute:

why

natashi-san:

Literally me

natashi-san:

Literally me

kitikirana:

I’m tired:( #divorced #divorce #divorcedparents #depressed #parents #stressed #unhappy #sad #strong #angels #quotes #sayings #teenagers #teen #girls #broken #brokenfamily #boys #ohana #family #love #changes

kitikirana:

I’m tired:( #divorced #divorce #divorcedparents #depressed #parents #stressed #unhappy #sad #strong #angels #quotes #sayings #teenagers #teen #girls #broken #brokenfamily #boys #ohana #family #love #changes

iwasrepeals:

humortruth:

The night before tumblr user repeals got terminated i wished that i could be more tumblr famous than him. Get out me way, broom broom. I’ve got the power, #magic. 

you cant get rid of me that easily #newblog.  

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